Better to Remain Silent…
Thursday, July 3rd, 2008As seen from the 112 tram on the rear window of a swish Holden Commodore driving down Collins Street:
I put the X in SEXY!
What’s the bet the driver is one of my wog brethren?
As seen from the 112 tram on the rear window of a swish Holden Commodore driving down Collins Street:
I put the X in SEXY!
What’s the bet the driver is one of my wog brethren?
Despite the November election, I had been reading and hearing the word prime minister and John Howard would spring to mind.
Over the past week, though, I’ve heard or read prime minister and Kevin is the mental jack-in-the-box that pops up.
It’s a small victory, but a decidedly happy one.
So how does one tell a co-worker, who one wishes to continue having cordial relations with, that their fishy food stinks and it would best be eaten some place far away from our shared cubicle?
After perhaps two years of the entire cost of my musical acquisitions being bound up with my monthly broadband connection fee, I’ve finally paid directly for music.
Blessed youtube had the glorious Amália Rodrigues singing Barco Negro, a song I had heard first sung by her musical heir, Mariza, and I just had to get it.
Maybe if more people liked fado, more people would end up actually paying directly for music?
As heard on my way to the Gin Palace from the mouth of an unattractive, short and ponytailed man on Little Collins Street:
And that’s why I get all my suits imported from Italy…
Someone somewhere once said that patriotism is the last refuge of a scoundrel, and what is becoming increasingly apparent in the Australia of today is that the flag is the preferred apparel of drunken louts on this the 26th day of January.
Thankfully, the Union Jack and the Southern Cross on the background of blue clearly mark out the fools in any crowd, and one knows immediately where and whom to avoid. Unfortunately, I was already on the 96 tram to St. Kilda when a rowdy bunch of flag-happy fuckers jumped aboard, so avoiding them was not an option and their inimitable brand of raucous charm and wit had to be endured all the way home.
Happy Australia Day indeed.
The questions that were asked of a waitress just so that four boys originally from the same outer suburb of Melbourne could continue hearing the sweetness of her French accent: